The year is starting off well for the Giants, the NFC East divisional champs after last night’s win over the Cowboys. And many of those wins are thanks to one Victor Cruz, the adorbale, salsa-dancing touchdowner who made a KILLER 74-yard TD last night. That was after last week’s 99-yard touchdown that set a Giants … Continue reading
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you deserve a grape today, new york football teams!
I’m a Giants fan. But most people I watch with know I also love Mark Sanchez, and they’re constantly yelling at me saying I can’t root for the Jets if I’m a Giants fans. Well, I’m officially declaring that I can as of today! They’ll never play each other where it counts until a Superbowl … Continue reading
you deserve a grape today, east coast!
Earthquake in NYC??? That was nuts. I sure could use a drink – some STILL wine, please! And let’s make it one from Virginia since that’s where the epicenter was. But as one friend of mine just said, New York takes credit for everything! How about some Blenheim Vineyards wine? It’s in Charlottesville, VA and … Continue reading
you deserve a grape today, debt ceiling voters!
This is a completely non-partisan post, but after all that hemming and hawing these people have spent a lot of time in rooms with ugly carpeting and probably really need a glass. I don’t know the minute details of what went down. I do, however, know that Boehner is deluded about the pronunciation of his … Continue reading
you deserve a grape today, NFL fans!
The ridiculousness is over – no lockout!!! I really didn’t think it would happen but at some point these past few months all the football experts in my life were genuinely scared it would, so I bended to their fear. But me and the NFL now prevail!!!!!! Fans deserve a drink for sweating this all … Continue reading
you deserve a grape today, america!
America’s getting its grape due today basically just because it rules. We’re free, and though this country may have its flaws it’s my favorite place ever. Wine-wise it might be decades behind the Old World, but man has it done a lot in its short vine-growing time. Napa Cabs, Oregon Pinots (Noir & Gris), Washington … Continue reading
you deserve a grape today, dad!
I can’t think of anyone better to inaugurate this column than my favorite person in the entire world – my dad!!! I’ve come across a lot of dads in my time, and I know without a doubt that mine is one of the best who ever lived, if not the best period. He has loved … Continue reading