Moët Ice Impérial is the official Champagne of the Miami Heat playoffs. Now that we have the news out of the way, we can get to the good part – namely, the hilarious SB Nation post about it.

They show this kind of cheesy pic of the goblets:

And they go, “Damn son, those goblets are so distinctive!”  

They first just put in chunks of the press release – funny. So I’m just going to put in chunks of their article – funnier. This made me laugh out loud, twice:

The Heat are the greatest.

Like a late-90s hip-hop video brought to life as a basketball team. And as they get ready to defend their title now, you might have been wondering over the past few days: “Wait, does this basketball team have an official champagne for the playoffs this year?”

Of course they do. Because life is great.

Good stuff. BTW, I don’t like Moët Ice. It’s a blend of Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Meunier, but sweeter (higher dosage is the technical term) and you’re supposed to drink it on ice to let the flavors come out more. Usually flavors come out when wine is warmer, so not even sure how the ice would make that happen. It all just feels weird and wrong and I don’t even like it. And it’s $55! So many better bubbles to be had.