This Tumblr “Rich Kids of Instagram” went up two weeks ago, and it is amazing. Private jets, Hamptons houses, ocean backflips out of helicopters, partying with large-format bottles of bubbly. Basically, mildly nauseating and everything you’d like to be doing right now. Grapefriend has been obsessed with all the pics of these kids wielding Dom like Diet Coke. Let’s have a look at a few of the choicest:
This looks more like Dom Perignon with the red Andy Warhol label than #domrose. But hey, I’m cool with either.
His tongue is weird.
Can’t tell what kind of wine this is. Could be a crisp Sav Blanc, though I prob would’ve gone with rosé. Dying over that house.
Perrier Jouet costs way less than $4,264.98 in the store. Table service is the biggest waste of money, but obv they don’t need to care.
Zack is silly? No. Zack is awesome. Champagne with fast food is the perfect pairing – the bubbles and acid cut right through all that yummy grease. It’s also very Myles from Sideways – he pulled out a bottle of Cheval Blanc with his fast food burger.
Brother of Paris and Nicky sipping some white on the beach. Shorts = killing me.
NOT grapefriends. Don’t like them.
Let’s make one thing perfectly clear: anyone rich enough to cook with Dom is someone I want to be friends with. #nojudgement
BY FAR my favorite on the whole Tumblr. So Rules of Attraction meets Less Than Zero. Not sure why they’re slumming it with Moet. Where’s the Dom?
Perhaps you think this is all senseless nonsense, a waste of life. No. We have key takeaways:
1) Rich kids are grapefriends.
2) I’m a rich kid, I just have less money.
3) I love every single one of these kids.
PS this one just got added – they’re now even hashtagging themselves