ace of spades swiftly kicks every other bottle service’s ass

So Ace of Spades now has this thing called Armand de Brignac Dynastie that’s a collection of every available bottle format it comes in. It goes for the low, low price of half a million bucks. Why’s it called Dynastie? Wouldn’t have anything to do with Jay-Z’s Dynasty album, would it now?

This Dynastie includes nine different Armand de Brignac Brut Gold bottle sizes, which equals the liquid total of 109 standard-size bottles:

· Bouteille – regular bottle

· Magnum – equivalent to 2 bottles

· Jeroboam – 4 bottles

· Rehoboam – 6 bottles

· Methuselah – 8 bottles

· Salmanazar – 12 bottles

· Balthazar – 16 bottles

· Nebuchadnezzar – 20 bottles

· Midas – 40 bottles

Now before you’re like, “Whoa, I’m gonna have to get this tonight in da club!” you should know it’s only served at Hakkasan in Vegas, the “culinary and nightlife mecca” (um, their words) in the MGM Grand Hotel.

Somewhere, Scott Disick is rejoicing. And I’d really like to see him trying to pour that Midas.