It was obvious the Giants were going to win the World Series for two reasons:

1) Their name is the Giants, and all Giants rule sports.

2) They celebrated with the better bubbly (Mumm Napa versus the Tigers’ non-alcoholic Fre Brut).

This was a no-brainer sweep. I do wish journalists would stop saying these teams always celebrate with Champagne in the locker room though, since it’s not Champagne it’s sparkling wine. It can only be called Champagne if it’s from the region of Champagne.

Congrats, Giant grapefriendy baseballers!