i read that they drank red wine in paris once

Despite the post yesterday that said Ryan and Eva Mendes split – you know, the one that had girls skipping down the sidewalks and going to buy their single vineyard wines – it is, in fact, not true. My friend at US Weekly who’s like the celebrity CIA said all the reports were false.

So now you’ll need even more wine! Don’t be down, girls. Just go fetch yourself a yummy blend and a guy to drink it with. My preference would be a southern Rhône blend (Grenache, Syrah, Mourvèdre) but I’m always down for some Bordeaux too (any combo of Cab, Merlot, Petit Verdot, Malbec and Cab Franc). I’m not personally a Gosling drooler, but I condone it and will be your wingwoman should the situation arise again. I know you’d do the same for me and Mark Sanchez.

In other breakup news, Page Six just reported that Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli broke up. But who’s into Peter Facinelli?