Threw this gem up on Twitter and Facebook. Here were the funny responses.
@grapefriend razor blades
— Charlie Bird NYC (@CharlieBirdNYC) November 27, 2013
ANYTHING. RT @grapefriend: Fill in the blank: I’d rather drink ___________ than go shopping on Black Friday.
— Abby Gardner (@abbygardner) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend I rather drink Boone’s Farms Strawberry Hill than go shopping on Black Friday
— Bill Dufton (@Duffs_Wines) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend Fill in the blank: I’d rather drink Apple Cider than go shopping on Black Friday.
— Mike Talbot (@TalbotVino) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend how about “I WILL be drinking a nice Pinot Noir instead of shopping on Black Friday”
— Scott Carter (@Scarter55SF) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend liquid toenails
— Patrick Pretz (@wineheisman) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend A good Chianti – but I like Black Friday shopping too!! Maybe a drink afterwards?
— Jennifer Ware (@jennifereware) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend do we have to keep it clean?
— PleaseBringMeMyWine (@PBMMW) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend a good Californian bubbly muscato
— Francis Guenette (@FrancisGuenette) November 27, 2013
@grapefriend caramel salted whiskey! I just tasted it, and it’s heavenly!
— PJ Gach Style Editor (@PJ_Gach_Editor) November 27, 2013
And over on Facebook…
Kind of a crappy screenshot, so you can head here to see it in its full glory.
So what would you rather drink? Keep ’em coming.
grapefriend 
A drink before and several after might make it tolerable but I NEVER shop on black friday. Ugh! Happy Thanksgiving.
Haha, those are some pretty hilarious responses!
I rather drink……PERIOD! than go shopping on Black Friday. NEVER shop on Black Friday. I like my sanity too much!!
Battery acid… or White Zinfandel…
I’m surprised I didn’t get any White Zin replies before!
I got with a merlot-cab blend from Australia
Cheers, enjoy!