“this is nice and all, but i wish it were a bottle of wine”

Who cares if her “I beat Meryl” was a line from First Wives Club? Who references First Wives Club? Anyway, we still like her because prior to the Globes, Jennifer talked about her drinking playbook:

“I’m going to start with red wine,” she said. “I’m going to have one glass just to cool my nerves. And then I’m going to get to the after-party and it’s going to be shots, shots, shots, shots, shots! No, I’m kidding. I’m probably going to stick to wine and beer.”

Grapefriend.