It may not feel like it, but it’s official today: SPRING. IS. HERE. I ordered a Sancerre a few weeks ago with some oysters, and my friend was like, “I can’t believe you’re ordering a white in the winter.” Please. I pop white and rosé based on mood and food all year round. I think … Continue reading »
So apparently Kanye is buying Kris Jenner all of these presents to get in good with the K Fam. Ugh, they’re so vile-ly materialistic and all so perfect for each other. If Kris keeps pretending she doesn’t like Kanye it could be quite lucrative for her. He recently bought her a $200,000 Bentley with her initials … Continue reading »
Hot Prob: Simon Fuller just called and offered you J. Lo’s Idol judging spot, but for no pay and you have to be in LA by tomorrow to hash out contract details. Your wine store dude calls right after and said he’ll give you his stolen case of Grand Cru Bordeaux if you take it … Continue reading »
If you’re anything like me, and I know you are, you think Heathers is one of the best movies ever. We could sit and quote it for the rest of the day. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” “I love my dead gay son!” “Grow up Heather, bulimia is so ’87.” Ok, I’ll … Continue reading »
