I’ve noticed something very weird. I’m sure you’ve noticed it too. Namely, why everyone on Bravo brings wine to other people’s houses but NEVER IN A BAG!
I first observed this odd phenom on Rachel Zoe, when Joey brought Dom to Rachel’s huge new house. It was held up quite nicely for the camera, so I contemplated this being a product placement deal.
The next time I noticed this was on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, when Lisa showed up at Kyle’s séance with TWO bottles of wine and neither in a bag. I hadn’t fully formed my conspiracy theory yet, but this was the turning point: I thought, “Wow, carrying two bottles of wine in one hand would be hard.” And then I was like, “Well, why wouldn’t you just put them in a bag?”
On further inspection, she was bringing her Villa Blanca wine, so again, it could’ve been a marketing ploy. But wheels were already turning…
This weirdness was fully hammered home when the Camille’s friend arrived at the séance, also with bagless wine! What the??? And you couldn’t even tell what kind of wine this one was, so it wasn’t to hawk it.
Bravo HATES bags and LOVES trying to show off wine. What a grapefriend!!!!!!!!